Spider-man: Far From Home Trailer
Very small trolls, looking to buy a few pieces of candy.
If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter
“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”
Via @tjconnorstweets
I feel like Jeremiah needs to be put on workplace posters.
I work in safety sales and I see this shit all the time. Please be safe, friends.
you promised these kids krabby the clown
but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate
I love these dice so much 💖 I wasn’t even intending to take a picture of them, but they looked so gorgeous in the sunlight that I had to